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For holy's sake it was tough, real tough to get private time with the man he loved. There was so much joking and laughter about the two but he was serious! He was serious about all of it. He would pledge the essence of his soul to this man, if he hadn't been already. This man.. Ren.

He was perfect in every which way, he knew him, the coffee machine, he knew how he worked. He knew every crack and crevice the machine had, and although sometimes Ren god on his nerves, and sometimes Ren was pushed his buttons just because he himself was annoyed the coffee machine knew, it would never have a future without Ren by his side.

Now was it's moment. The break room was quiet, the machine's favorite man had come to see his favorite coffee machine.

There was silence, only broken by the sound of an opening cabinet, and a mug, tinkering against others as it was pulled out. The mug went to its usual spot in the machine, and for a moment, Ren's hand brushed against him, it made his coils heat up ever so slightly.

He wanted to say something to him, to break this uncomfortable air. He wanted to finally be able to make his confession... he had to stall for time. He had to wait until he was ready. So he thought on it, on his words.

Why had he not been ready? Why had he been gazing longingly at the man instead of thinking of what he'd say to his face?

Ren tapped against the machine's side.. was it broken? There was normally coffee in his mug by now. "Gosh don't break on me now," he muttered, crouching down to get a closer look at the object of his affections.

And that's when it came to life, their faces were so close.. it really got the machine's coffee flowing. He knew he had to say something.. but what would he say?

"S-senpai?"


“What the f-”

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Ren took a step back from the machine. He was sure it was staring at him despite its lack of eyes. Who the hell put a voice modulator in the damn coffee machine? Hell- who had given it the AI? Whoever it was, this was not funny, this was the opposite of funny.


He took a deep breath, and stepped back towards the machine to grab his coffee, thankfully the machine stayed quiet. He was starting to think it was some sort of weird auditory hallucination. Man, all of the others would be laughing their asses off if they heard about this one….

So he started making his way out of the break room, and before he left, he cast one last look over his shoulder to the machine, wondering briefly if it would speak once more, because he wasn't quite sure what sounded worse; hallucinating the coffee machines words, or the coffee machine actually being an AI that both loved him, and could talk to him. As he was in thought his arm caught the doorway, jerking the mug and sending hot coffee cascading over him. 

It hurt like hell.

He hurried to get something, anything for it, napkins, paper towel.. whatever the break room had hoping that the coffee wasn't hot enough to actually burn him. 

behind him he heard a wail from the coffee machine, its robotic voice absolutely distressed. 

"Oh gosh I'm so sorry-- I never  intended for this..."

"Ok, ok whatever, just be quiet, please."

"I- we need to talk Ren, I know now isnt a good time but we need to talk.."

"No talking, I said be quiet, I meant forever."

and then thee was silence. Ren cleaned himself up and left. 

The coffe machine? They never spoke again.
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Its about alien fighting rebellions and is super neat, plus the people are really nice!!

So go check it out!

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Barshall [OLD]

5 min read



You know something? Ever since I was a kid I thought my life would be boring, black and white, pointless. My fate was practically set in stone y'know? I was the oldest sibling so I would grow up to inherit my father's stupid company probably marry some rich bitch for money, have a kid and pretend I have a stable marriage..

I knew that's what my father wanted from me and I hated it. I stood for everything he stood against. He wanted me to be a good kid so I smoke and drank. In the house too. I decided well fuck him. I don't need him. I grew to rebel not against just him but against everybody, except maybe Sting. He never had a problem with my behavior and knew I was always his brother. He'd get annoyed, he'd tell me off sometimes but we were still brothers. Lilly, not so much. Maybe I didn't like her because I was supposed to like her and I was just being an asshole. Scratch that, I was just being an asshole. She's really not that bad.

See, my life was a boring cycle of doing something stupid, being scolded for it, and telling my dad off. It was the same everyday. Drink to forget and have a little fun on the sides. Be so intimidating at school nobody would stop me and if they tried they'd fail. You know the teachers hated me because even though I was so incredibly stupid my tests would always come back with 100% written in red pen. I always tried to do what people thought I couldn't do. I did well in school despite my idiocy, I pissed off my father more than once and lived, the whole shebang. Then, I met you.

It had been a long time since I met someone who I couldn't shake. I was drawn to you. Maybe it was because you were impenetrable. You were so cold to the world but in a way that was beautiful. I don't know how to explain it. I was such a fool for you.

My brother was starting to drift away. My father was finally fed up with me. I was living my own life for once and I felt like I was starting to fade away. My family had stopped caring what I had done and Sting had his own life. I was without friends and though I had always been alone I never felt so.. lonely.

But, all of a sudden I had you. I couldn't believe it you know. You seemed so, I don't know, independent, that I was sure it would never work out. Then, I left. I didn't really mean to leave for as long as I did. I swear. And you know something? While I was gone I missed you. I wrote you a letter every day but I was so sure you had forgotten already or that you just didn't care that I never sent them. I burnt them into ash instead and let the ash just blow away in the wind. 

I remember the first time I had gotten shot. Not clearly, but I remember thinking of you. I remember wishing it was you fixing the wound and not the stupid medic.. wishing I was in my bed and not the stupid cot. Everyone said it was normal to think that way after a trauma so maybe it meant nothing but I always had a feeling it was important.

I got captured you know. By the enemy. Wasted away while they tortured me and tried to get information out of me. I hate to say it but I broke. Shattered into bits and lots of people would say they saw red when they were hurt like that but all I saw was blue. The blue of your eyes. And when I heard voices they weren't evil ones. I heard you, sometimes you would sing to me in my own tongue, which was strange because you don't speak german and because-- well, I had never heard you sing.

Finally I was rescued. I came home and there you were. You were angry, I understood that but in an odd way I was glad you were angry because it meant you cared. And knowing you cared, really, truly cared, made me happier than you know. 

Now I sit here and think about you. It's real stupid isn't it? Life is such a horrible thing. I've seen some of the shittiest things about it.. war. But, it's strange because when your here everything just seems so beautiful. Look at me. I love struck idiot. I guess I've been one for a long time. I always did stupid things but I never thought I was stupid enough to fall in love but you know what? There are a lot of things I regret. I regret leaving you, I regret never sending the letters, I regret eating your lunch yesterday but, I don't regret loving you.

Stupid isn't it?


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2017

4 min read
Normal:

[x] You post deviations every few weeks
[x] You have more than 50 watchers 
[x] You've been on DeviantArt for longer than a year
[x] You have friends from DeviantArt 
[x] You have drawn fanart (Not much anymore)
[x] You've improved a lot since you've joined
[x] You've never had more than one account for being banned 
[x] You check DA daily 

Score: 8

Cutie:

[ ] You make normal words sound really cute
[x] You draw a lot of animals and anything cute
[ ] You'd rather draw cartoons than Anime. 
[ ] Furries freak you out 
[ ] You use a lot of emoticons 
[ ] Your favorite DA emote is :3 
[x] Most of the animals you draw are multi-colored
[ ] You use faces like >w< and 0w0 a lot 

Score: 2

Furry:

[x] You have a fursona 
[x] Your fursona is a lot like you in many ways 
[ ] You love being called a furry 
[ ] You are proud to be a furry 
[x] You understand the term yiff
[ ] You would consider your fursona yiffy 
[ ] You are in the furry fandom. 
[ ] Your fursona has a "mate"

Score: 3


Oldie:

[ ] You have been on DA for longer than 4 years 
[x] You knew how the old layout was 
[x] Some of your favorite artists no longer use DA 
[ ] You're older than 20 
[/] You take DA really seriously 
[/] You are popular 
[ ] You have drawn more than 2,000 pictures 
[x] Your art style has changed a lot since you have joined

Score: 4

Pro:

[ ]  You are a Beta Tester 
[ ] You use Sai 
[ ] You are a pro at shading
[x] Drawing hair or fur is no big deal to you
[/] You own a tablet (i dont use it, it's broken)
[x] It takes you longer than 1 hour to draw a drawing
[x] Drawing is one of your favorite hobbies 
[x] You love to draw 

Score: 4.5

DA Famous:

[ ] You have more than 500 watchers 
[ ] You have gotten more than 10 pieces of fan art 
[x] You have more than 15,000 page views (barely)
[ ] You get more than 10 comments on all of your art 
[ ] People consider you an inspiration
[ ] Fans are always wanting to be your friend 
[ ] People have told you that you are their idol
[ ] You get commissions A LOT

Score: 1

Under aged:

[ ] You use MS paint to draw
[ ] You mostly use shapes in MS paint instead of actually drawing 
[ ] You're younger than 10 
[ ] You use faces like ":) (Smile)" and ":D (Big Grin)"
[ ] You have a lot of people on your block list
[ ] You don't know what Guidelines are
[ ] You change words a lot because you don't know how to spell them

Score: 0

DA Addict:

[ ] You post pictures daily
[ ] You are always checking your friends list to see who you could talk to
[x] You have more than 1,000 favorites
[x] You check DA daily 
[ ] DA is your favorite site 
[ ] You're on everyone's visitor list 
[ ] You read the terms for fun 
[ ] You always write journals 

Score: 2

Hipster: 

[ ] Your OC/Fursona is a wolf 
[ ] Most of your pictures are based on music 
[ ] You love to draw people kissing 
[ ] You're an expert at wolf anatomy 
[ ] You love techno music
[ ] You love creepypasta 
[ ] You want to marry Slenderman 
[x] You refer to him as "Slendy" 

Score: 1

Highest Scores:

Normal:  8
Cutie: 2
Furry: 3
Oldie: 4
Pro: 4.5
DA Famous: 1
Under aged: 0
DA Addict: 2
Hipster: 1


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